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WTF is TX.LOL?

A fully functional AMM using nothing but the simple messages that already live on Bitcoin.
No bridges, no new tokens, just pure, unfiltered Bitcoin-native DeFi.

op: init

You commit your tokens for a set number of blocks (minimum 6 blocks).

Our Vibe

We took one look at the "smart contract or NGMI" narrative and said: "Hold my beer." This isn't just another AMM. It's a statement: Bitcoin doesn't need permission to evolve. We're pioneering a new design space for lending, options, and more, all built on virtual pools.

The Secret Sauce

Remember BRC-20 tokens? We hide actual financial logic in them. Our indexer reads these signals sent to Bitcoin, validates them, and makes the magic happen. The liquidity isn't locked in a multisig; it's mathematically committed through the most secure blockchain on Earth.

Everyone's welcome

Ready to cook onchain? Grab one of these supported wallets, load it with some sats, and meet us onchain. The rest is pure magic.